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24 December, 2025
BREAKING NEWS. Santa preparing to enter Australian airspace.
Sources close to this masthead have confirmed that Santa has concluded his obligations in New Zealand and is presently above the the Pacific Ocean.
BREAKING NEWS
Sources close to this masthead have confirmed that Santa Claus has concluded his obligations in New Zealand and is presently above the Pacific Ocean.
We understand that Santa is about two hours away from banking to the left and entering Australian airspace.
A spokesperson for the North Pole has called for additional cookies and milk this year. “It has been a busy pre Christmas period, Santa would appreciate as much milk and as many cookies as possible.’
‘Santa, will where possible land on rooftops or gardens. Our elves have reported back to us some serious issues with many roads in some shires' according to the spokesperson.
Saftey comes first to ensure children across Australia are delighted on Christmas morning 'Santa is in control of several reindeer and a large sleigh. With double demerits in Australia, Santa is unable to enjoy any other drinks left out for him ' the spokeperson from the north pole added.
Merry Christmas.
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